Most of the country is getting hit with horrible weather, but
        Seattle's doing just fine.
        
        Today dawned clear and beautiful.  Only one problem: 
        Temperature was below freezing.
        
        Now, I've flown in cold weather before.  This should be any
        different. But I stared out the window, wondering if I was
        *really* ready to do it again.
        
        It's been a few years, here, since cold weather coincided with
        clear skies.  I'm not forty anymore, in fact, I saw fifty
        almost ten years ago.  Maybe this gallivanting around,
        flying an open-cockpit plane in freezing weather, was for the
        younger generation.
        
        Heck.  Do I have the guts to do this again?
        
        Finally decided to do it.  Donned a turtleneck sweater
        under my flannel shirt, grabbed the B-3, and headed to the
        airport.
        
        Cripes, it's cold.  I preflight the plane in the hangar,
        then roll it out into the frosty sunshine.  My hands are
        frigid; I should have worn gloves during the preflight, and the
        prop was a block of ice when I tugged on it to get the plane
        out.
        
        Over to the shelves, grab the ammo can with the cold-weather
        gear (in an ammo can; it seals and keeps the mice out). 
        Out comes the ski mask, pull it on.   Trail out the
        blue-and-white RAF scarf, wrap it around the neck under the
        B-3.  Grab the thick gloves, and slip them on... better to
        fumble with gloves on, than to risk dropping one to the cockpit
        floor and have to get out to retrieve it.
        
        Out to the cockpit.  One problem with the B-3 is that it's
        thicker, and with the shoulder harness loose enough to buckle,
        the adjustment straps end up way behind my shoulders and almost
        impossible to get to.  Try to put them on WITHOUT loosening
        them, first?
        
        Over the cockpit side, climb into the seat.  Slam! 
        The carefully-sculpted Temperfoam of my fancy seat is rock
        hard.  I'm perched atop the front roll, nearly looking over
        the top of the windshield.  Grab the shoulder
        harness.  Doesn't come too near the lap belt... but by
        loosening the lap belt, I'm able to connect the left
        harness.  Grab the right shoulder harness.  A few
        moments of struggle, and it's over the right-side lap
        belt.  Loosen the lap belt all the way, and it finally
        clicks together.  The lap belt is riding way too high, but
        I figure as the Temperfoam warms, I'll drop down and tighten it
        up in the right spot.
        
        On with the helmet.  Gloved fingers fumble with the plugs,
        but finally get the whole thing plugged in.  Ready to
        start.  Lower the goggles.
        
        Hmmmm.... the ski mask is leaving a gap outside the
        goggles.  Pull it over.  Ummm, can't do it with
        gloves, pull off the right one to tug the elastic back...
        
        ...and the glove tumbles to the cockpit floor.
        
        #$%^#!  Lean forward.  Can't reach.  Sigh,
        unbuckle the seat belts. STILL can't reach.  Throw the belt
        off, climb out, dig out the glove, put it on.  I loosen the
        shoulder belts a bit to make it easier to get back on.
        
        Climb in, don belts.  Right shoulder harness fairly
        loose.  Durn, it'll be fine.
        
        Notice the headset power switch is On...and the red, "Replace
        Battery" light is flashing.  Damn, had I noticed that, I
        could have replaced the battery during the glove
        excursion.  Oh, well, the ANR doesn't work too well over a
        ski mask, anyway (bad seal).
        
        Time to start the engine.  Mags on, three squirts of prime,
        "Clear," and pull the handle.  Engine pulls over slowly a
        few times, then catches and runs.
        
        For fifteen seconds.  Then it stops.
        
        Hmmmm...it's NEVER done that before.  I pull the handle and
        crank it over some more.  Nothing.
        
        Flooded?  Or needing more prime?  Back when I flew in
        North Dakota, we practically had to use the primers as a wobble
        pump in cold weather. But, sheesh, it's barely freezing.
        
        I give it another shot of prime.  It flips over, almost
        catches. Encouraged, I shoot another couple shots... catches,
        and I'm able to keep it going.
        
        We sit in front of the hangar, idling, for five minutes, then
        start the long taxi to the end of the active.  Runup is
        normal.
        
        Onto the runway, and slowly feed in power.  The Continental
        isn't too happy, but soon is cranking out 2300 RPM.  Break
        ground, watch the low-angle-sun shadow crawl sideways below.
        
        Beautiful day.  Around here, you can measure the weather by
        counting volcanoes.  Mt. Rainier is just 50 miles off,
        looming huge as usual.  I see Mt. Baker, hundred miles to
        the north.  Pretty hazy south, can't make out St. Helens.
        
        I realized, suddenly, that I was comfortable.  Nothing was
        cold.  Little of me was *warm*, in fact, but nothing was
        uncomfortably chilled. I rested the left elbow on the cockpit
        rim and settled back.
        
        The browns and greens of a Pacific Northwest winter were spread
        around...the browns of the fields, the dark green of the
        evergreen forests.  I noticed the big puddles and ponds had
        a mirror-like finish.   Ice!  Dodged over to Lake
        Tapps, a pretty big glacier-fed lake.  Main part of the
        lake looked ice-free, but the areas around the shores looked
        like they were freezing over.  Some of the smaller inlets
        looked frozen, too.
        
        Noticed my left elbow was getting a bit cold.  I'd always
        thought the B-3 was like a blasphemous declaration by US Navy
        Submariners about the steel alloy their hulls are made
        from...the clean part of the saying ends, "Nothing gets past
        HY80!"  I had previously felt that nothing would get past
        my B-3, either.  It fought well against that 90 MPH blast,
        but was obviously gradually losing.  No matter, just bring
        the elbow inside.
        
        Start heading home. Pattern is actually a bit busy, with two
        flight-school helicopters and a Zenith running patterns.  I
        make my entry and turn downwind.
        
        Now, I *know* that if I were to land on the first pattern on a
        chilly day, people would nod knowingly and say, "Guess Ron got
        cold."
        
        Can't have THAT happen.  So I called for a
        touch-and-go.  I hit some clearing bursts on the throttle
        during final, but the Continental did NOT want to go back to
        work again.  I nursed it back to full power and roared off
        again.
        
        Turn crosswind.  Cessna calls on 45.  I spot him, and
        say, "I'll follow you."
        
        "Thanks," he replies.  "Staying warm?"
        
        "Anytime I get cold I just fire up the espresso machine."
        
        He chuckles, and we fly our patterns.  I call touch-and-go,
        and bring it around again.  This'll be the last one, I'll
        full-stop next time.
        
        But...there's two figures, standing on the grass outside the
        airport fence.  One taller, older...but one little
        guy.  Watching me.
        
        Can't stop now.  I've got an audience.
        
        Roll the wheels, nurse the C85 back to life, call downwind on
        another touch and go.  This time, I hold my left arm out of
        the cockpit and wave.  The man sees it and waves
        back.  No reaction from the kid.
        
        Around again.  Man is waving early.  The kid doesn't
        move.
        
        Hmmmm... give him one more chance.  Around again, call for
        a full-stop.
        
        Again, Dad (or Grampa) waves, and the kid stands stock still?
        
        Shy?  Probably.  But maybe he's drinking it all in,
        and has no time for me.  Hearing the whirr of the wires
        through the crisp air.  The peeved mutter of the frosty
        Continental.  The curves of the wingtips, the arch of the
        fuselage, the glint of the low winter sun on the drumming
        fabric.
        
        Won't really know, I guess.  Pass overhead, ease back on
        the stick, feel for the asphalt.  Thud-thud, we're down,
        and decelerating quickly on the dense air.
        
        Leave the goggles down while taxiing back...it's cold out there.
        A friend waves from his hangar. Around the corner, down the row,
        kill the engine, hit the seat lever, and climb on out.
        
        As I get in the car to grab my normal glasses, I see myself in
        the mirror.  Bit of RAF scarf peeking from the B-3. 
        Nose bright and red from the cold (my ski mask doesn't cover
        it).
        
        But, damn.  DAMN nice flight.  A little chilly, here
        and there.  But damn!  I enjoyed that.
        
        I have a tradition...if the flight was REALLY fun, I don't take
        my scarf off after I stow the plane.
        
        It stayed on today....